feyrune: the pain of being in love with minor characters
69ingchipmunks: my life totally doesn’t revolve around fictional characters april fool’s
somebody: nobody's perf-
Jude Law: Hi
Ben Barnes: Hello
Leonardo Dicaprio: I almost won an award
Jake Gyllenhall: Hello
Ryan Gosling: Hey.
Chris Evans: Hello there.
Jensen Ackles: I'm Batman
Jared Padalecki: I lost my shoe
Misha Collins: I'm your new God..
Daniel Radcliffe: Hi.
Tom Felton: Wanna smush?
Rupert Grint: Oh, hey.
Nicholas Hoult: Oh, hi.
Aaron Johnson: Hullo.
Alex Pettyfer: Wusup.
Andrew Garfield: I'm filming spiderman.
Johnny Depp: Hello.
Orlando Bloom: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Gary Oldman: Welp.
Alan Rickman: ...
Tom Hiddleston: Today is my birthday...
Martin Freeman: Fuck you I won a BAFTA.
Benedict Cumberbatch: I spent a year in a Tibetan monastery teaching English.
Matt Smith: Badgers!
Arthur Darvill: I get to punch Hitler in the face.
Sean Biggerstaff: Yes, I know...
James Stewart: -just smiles-
Clark Gable: Well, then.
Kate Winslet: Hi
Natalie Portman: Hello
David Tennant: Hello! -waves-
Karen Gillan: I'm ginger
Noel Fielding: Hey luxury beans x
Julian Barratt: Hey where ya from.
Helena Bonham Carter: Hello
Joey Richter: *Crooked smiles*
Jared Leto: Have you seen Bart Cubbins?
Shannon Leto: *badumtss*
Matt Bellamy: Somebody say zetas? BANANA! I lost the plot, mate.
Chris Wolstenholme: Did I see not pregnant womans?
Dom Howard: I love Matt Bella...........Leopards. I love Leopards
Robert Downey Jr: Jude, do you always have to top?
Michael Fassbender: sssuuuuupppp
Christian Coulson: I'm fucking Tom Riddle, bitches.
Robert Pattinson: :goes without comment:
“faster,” I whispered as my browser ran slowly
Internet me: OMG8WEYIYAWDUOASIGYUDUGAYUSUD INCOHERENT FANGIRLING AHHHHISUADJBICFHUBDK EVERYTHING'S SPARKLE AND RAINDBOWS AND KITTENS AND-
Real life me: :I
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
ashirogisensei: BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
asiansaregross: I was typing tumblr on my phone and my phone’s spell check corrected it as tumor wow good analogy phone.
illogiqu-e: PON PON WEI WEI WEI PON PON WEI PON WEI PONPONNNNNNNNNNNNN
akuroku: I wonder how my parents would react if I told them I was pregnant on April Fools
10 years from now when I'm married..
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
gaymzee: did you know some people like things you dont like